pirate english…so Matthew Worsfold clued me in to changing the “language” setting on Facebook to Pirate English. And this is what it made my notifications look like. 


It’s fun for like an hour. Then I’m like, “anchor? what’s my anchor? Ohhh yeah, it’s my status.” And so on & so forth. But I like that it calls me my “scurrvey self.” 

Good times. Kind of like smoking a cigarette inside the apartment when no one’s home.